The All New Fantastic Pneumonia Diet!!

(posted by Leon)

Guaranteed weight loss or your money back.
Lose 8 pounds in just 2 weeks.
Feel great (eventually) and look good!

Call now for a reduced-price bottle containing the magic black bacteria responsible for this amazing diet!

Note: side effects may include nausea, fever, coughing, sore throat & chest, sleepless nights, aching muscles, diarrhea, shaking chills, headaches, etc. Use at own risk.